i spent my monday just practising some stuff... and like i went to fairfield hospital to see my aunties newborn twins but firstly ill tell you a backstory which makes this moment more wonderful than it originally was, my uncle unfortunately has a (i honestly dont know what the problem is called) but his peepee hole is too small for his army to come out? so they have continually attempted to have a child and still could not get one naturally and they are about 40? so they have tried ... (man i dont know what this is called either) but like get the sperm and egg seperately and then implant it, they did it 3 times and as u can see the first two had failed and it gets more expensive each time! but luckily the 3rd time it worked and pop pop things just got better and better, that they were able to have two children than one and again MORE amazing is they are girl and guy twins so they get to have a boy and girl so they will know what its like to have both without going through this again, this is like friends if u have watched it! where monica and chandler got to have a girl and guy twin to adopt.
so i went to the hospital... and this place is so dull LOL so not like house its like completely empty and u just walk in without no one talking to you like ehhhh? i havnt been to a hospital since i was in primary to visit my cousin who was in a car accident and back then it wasnt that crowded either! well my sister told me westmead was more hectic and more bright since it was a childrens hospital. so weeee i got to the babies and they are so cute, they were sleeping and they were cry like every minute for like 5 seconds and at times they were be screaming so loud like they are getting tortured i cant help but to laugh LOL. the food that they give to the patients looks so disgusting! luckily my family brought my auntie some food nom nom nom nom liek they get like .. potatoe and mince meat like a shepards pie :O and it doesnt taste good i tried some LOL but my sister ate it all. they dont let the husband sleep with the mummie at theu hospital only if they have twins! thats lonelyyy. i get to name the babies i wanted to because my sister is gonna be doing the papers for the babies and they still havnt decided a proper name heh heh heh.
hrmmm on tuesday i came home to find a icecream container of fried goodies of like fish cocktail fish sticks, dimsims, calamari, chicken nuggets, and chips
LOL fried heaven LOL urgh ... that was not good for me...
i dont really remember what has happened at school besides what was gordon has done this week so he will be the highlight, so this week we started to play footy again at lunchtimes and gordon didnt wanna get his uniform dirty so he kinda stripped down to just a singlet and pants and like he fell over and hurt his knee and then he got tired so cool down he took off his pants wearing his mooks undies and yeah... he stood there for a good 5 minutes and the bell rang and simo was like "what the hell are you doing?" and he walks off and comes back "get off the oval the bell rang!" he took it more lightly than i expected LOL imagine if it was a girl teacher LOL.
hrmmm before i go to mention another story featuring gordon ill say what i did on thursday, i got my jersey and its like a medium and its like bagey! like mama mia i like slim stuff LOL. and i saw tung's jersey and his mummie altered his perfectly oh so sexy he was mmmm so i went to cabra with peter to get our jerseys altered by tungs mama and we went to bau truong (thanks kim for the spelling LOL didnt wanna say "bo g-unggg" again LOL) and we sat in the library... for like an hour doing nothing waiting for brenda to come to cabra...we are sad.. well i was sad, ironman was put to fridayy and tung didnt goo so im pretty sure im going next week with like john and stuff since he had debating on fridayy yattaa ;D
on fridayy we were in 4unit and ...tung had a condom in his wallet which was not... placed in by me on the previous day... heh heh heh and william took it out his wallet and like we were thinking of what to do with it... and brother for the entire time we were setting up the prank was going " NOOO NOOOOOOO IM GONNA GET IN TROUBLE!" but we didnt careeee LOL. gordon opened the packet and like he wrapped tungs wallet in it? or was it his own im not sure but he was swinging it around and stuff and like me and michael were holding and tried to make it into a sling shot but it blew up on impact LOL so we were thinking what to do with the remains and since its maths and we have 3unit next, why not do something to ben heh heh heh so we put some water and liquid paper in the condom and put it bens table and we did our best for like him to look under the table and when he saw it he was like "WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" and walks away but gordon took it and pour the contents on his table and left it there LOL. mmmm good timesss
thats about it for my week really that was worth mentioning, more oversea relatives of mine came over from america this week.. so im like having parties at my house again... i had one on yesterday and another one today...oh my fucking goshh like ooh ohh ohhh luckily they are not sleeping here and booked a hotel yosh!
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